Pimp to the mouth-breathers

Elie Wiesel at the Chicago Cultural Center


He walked out like Frankenstein, big clunky black shoes connected to feeble looking legs. He was hunched over and because of this, he didn’t quite make direct eye contact with the audience. He hung towards the left of the stage for about two minutes while everyone stood and applauded.

Then things got quiet and he began to talk. He talked about things directly connected to the holocaust and things not so directly connected. His voice was like somebody’s voice you’ve heard a lot but can’t place. He reminded me of a tape I used to listen to before I’d fall asleep as a kid. Only the tape didn’t have a faintly Transylvanian accent.

He was funny. He talked about women. He talked about books a lot. He must have said the word “books” more than any other word that wasn’t “the” or “and.” He didn’t gesture a lot or at least I think he didn’t gesture a lot, but I was about 200 feet up in the air so I might not have been the best judge of that.

His legs didn’t move much and that I can tell from 200 feet up.

A fourteen-year-old boy asked him if he still had nightmares about Auschwitz. He said sometimes he’ll go months without having a nightmare.

Sometimes.

He’s 84. I thought he would be older.

He waited ten years after Auschwitz before writing anything about that time. Then he wrote night. Then he wrote dawn. Then later he’d go on Oprah.

He still believes in god. Because he can’t forget is the reason.

Chicago: Free Cab Ride to Your Polling Place!

And who can pass up a free cab ride? Okay, so it’s only free up until $20.12 (get it?) but then again, your polling place shouldn’t be more than $20 away from your house.

It’s sponsored by Uber transportation and you need to sign up for their account, but after that you’re home free.

Free, free.

The Election According to Google

Click on Google’s homepage graphic and it will take you to a nifty place where you can type in your address and find out your polling place.

That Google. Always looking out for us.

These are wild times we live in. God bless the United States of Facebook.
futurejournalismproject:

horaciogaray:

Facebook and Foursquare both have real-time maps of polling place check-ins across the country, broken down by state. Facebook’s map runs on autopilot: Load it up, sit and watch, almost like an iTunes visualization. Blue dots show a polling place check-in, while a counter above tallies the total check-ins. The map can also be switched into an impressive full-screen view.

FJP: The Facebook map is here and the Foursquare map is here.

These are wild times we live in. God bless the United States of Facebook.

futurejournalismproject:

horaciogaray:

Facebook and Foursquare both have real-time maps of polling place check-ins across the country, broken down by state. Facebook’s map runs on autopilot: Load it up, sit and watch, almost like an iTunes visualization. Blue dots show a polling place check-in, while a counter above tallies the total check-ins. The map can also be switched into an impressive full-screen view.

FJP: The Facebook map is here and the Foursquare map is here.

Trimming the Hedges

Careful tomorrow…(Illustration by Mr. Fish)

I know what you’re thinking. Another Chris Hedges post? So soon? 

Or just in time. Tomorrow is that holy of holies here in US country. Chris Hedges is going Green due to the “vaudeville of a two-party process.” Perhaps you should too? Of course, perhaps not, but here’s a little info. about the Greenies before you hit the polls.

First of all, two women on the ticket. Jill Stein and her running mate Cheri Honkala were arrested for trying to enter the presidential debate at Hofstra University. They were protesting the exclusion of any political parties but the big two. (Also, check out this resource from the National Women’s History Museum: profiles of 12 of the 35 women who have run for president in US history)

The Green Party also wants to repeal the USA Patriot Act and close Guantanamo. They want to expand FM radio, (now there’s a platform) provide internet access for everyone in the country, and give free and equal airtime to all ballot-qualified political candidates.

And of course, they actually believe in global warming.

This deal sounds better and better. And my favorite part is that missing flag pin on ol’ Jill Stein’s lapel. Nothing bites democracy on the ass harder than a flag lapel pin.

As Hedges says:

Voting for the “lesser evil”—or failing to vote at all—is part of the corporate agenda to crush what is left of our anemic democracy.

And as Alice Walker says:

The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.

Get Rid of All the Drug Stores

My friend was showing me a video today

of two fourth graders debating what they would do if they were president.

One says, I would get rid of all the drug stores and have more health stores like CVS. And I would find a way to get people money so they wouldn’t be homeless or hurt each other.

The other one says, but if I own a big car company, why should I be worried about you people? You need to find your own jobs.

Then, in an essay, one fourth grade girl writes: I need to get all the information I can, so I can decide what the best thing is for me.

Several kids who can’t write very well just draw flags on the bottom of their pages.

Using fragments and words not spelled quite right, one after the other, they all endorse Barack Obama.

Take One Person to Vote

Listen to Michael Moore. Use the voting buddy system and bring along someone who may otherwise not have voted at all. Republican, democrat or any old other way.

Werner and Netflix. Dreams Come True.

What are friends for but to hijack their netflix accounts? And love and emotional support and all that other baloney…etc..

But first and foremost, they are your aids in the ceaseless battle against the monopoly of netflix (may it rot in a frigid hell) and last night, with a little help from my friend, I was able to finally watch Into the Abyss, the Werner Herzog doc. about the repercussions of capital punishment.

Good old Werner, who’s been making films since the dawn of Germans, is the absolute king of documentaries. He’s the only filmmaker I know who looks a murderer in the eye and says, “I don’t like you. I don’t have to like you. But I can respect you as a human being.”

And god bless him for it. He interviews everyone. The victim’s families, the killer’s families…a couple of random townies who knew the killers. The depressing common variable is that all of their lives are awful. And were awful before the murders ever occurred. And they keep shoving their experiences away. You won’t believe how many times you hear people in this film say, “And I just didn’t think about it anymore. I can’t let myself think about it.” 

And you understand why.

See it. See it for the soundtrack alone. It’s a damn beautiful and haunting film. And if you don’t have a netflix account, I know a certain commie writer who can help you out with that.

Halloween Text Poetry

A true All Hallows Eve story, by Ardit Dizdari, brought to you by iPhone 4:


I’m in the office working

on my laptop.

Main computer is open only on

excel and gmail

(nothing that would cause sound from the speakers)

Then sudden static coming from the speakers

low volume

then

high pitch static radio voice in Spanish saying

“hello Miami?! This is florida”

Volume goes very low, but still talking

I turn volume and everything up max but it was fading

Check all the programs/processes on main comp

and nothing

NOTHING

is on that would produce a sound

SO CREEPY AND EERIE

Oh

And it was Cuban

the accent